Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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