you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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