i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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