new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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