My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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