No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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