she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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