Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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