And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
