think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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