Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He did a backflip because drugs
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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