So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
His nipple licking is glorious
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