Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so let's talk penis.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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