therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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