he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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