my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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