no. you can't hotbox the world.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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