Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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