I CAN MOONWALK!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
