she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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