Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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