P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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