im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
why is half of my head shaved?
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