Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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