My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Sorry about my life...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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