You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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