Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
