so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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