p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
