Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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