She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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