and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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