i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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