so let's talk penis.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
bring money and cleavage
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
