Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
God, I missed his penis.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
