FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
