what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So many bounce houses so little time
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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