Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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