Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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