Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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