You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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