Banned from zoo.
Again?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Randomize
