I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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