btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
do nipples grow back?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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