Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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