But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Randomize
