so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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