But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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