well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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