I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
