Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
