So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No subtext here. People are naked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
